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League 2026
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Dan's Annual Birthday Golf Tournament — Dan & Jackson take the title
70 net (77 gross − 7 hot-dog strokes) · 117 hot dogs eaten · 57 beers shotgunned · 8 mulligans fired
2026 Champions: Dan & Jackson — The birthday boy delivered. 14 pars, a 38 on the back nine, 21 hot dogs, 13 shotguns, and a five-mulligan barrage at Nick & Peter on the very first hole. Dethroned the defending champs by 10 clear shots.
Defending champs Doug & Tom went down swinging — 27 beers shotgunned (a tournament record that should probably worry us) and still shot the second-best round of the day.
🌭 Hot Dog Award — Tie
Dan & Jackson and Nick N & Peter, 21 dogs apiece. The field combined for 117 — the Hot Dog Rule swung the podium: Nick & Peter's −7 discount lifted them past Matt & Uncle Lou into 3rd.
💀 The Hole-1 Mulligan War
All 8 reverse mulligans of the day were traded between Dan & Jackson and Nick N & Peter — on the first tee. Doug & Tom banked 27 mulligans and, terrifyingly, never fired a single one.
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The Incident — 2025
On hole 9 — lucky it was the last one — Tom McAlear stepped onto what he was confident were leaves. They were not leaves. They were water. He kept his shoes, which is more than can be said for his dignity. He drove home in a garbage bag.
📸 Tom McAlear · Season 1 · 2025 — a moment that will not be forgotten